You can totally try and phone me but I probably won’t be able to hear you over the screamy toddler, but even more likely, I won’t be able to answer the phone because I’ll be driving kids everywhere and the cat ate all six sets of my ear buds with mics so all I have left is some cheap crappy thing from the grocery store that only works on one side. If you text me, make it inappropriate and exciting or I will probably not answer. Otherwise…
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If you have questions or criticisms or death threats, you can always email me at email@example.com or phone Andrew on his cell, although I should warn you, he will try to sell you a house. He doesn’t mind the death threats. Any publicity is good publicity.