I’m having a hard time coming up with Woozy Wednesday posts; I’m running out of ideas faster than I’m running out of wine. I wish it was as easy as cutting the corner off of a faux-empty box of wine and pouring the remains into a wine glass, filling it to the brim. YAS.
I decided to just drink a bunch of wine and then write about a bunch of stuff. So, get comfy, protect your children, and turn on some Drake.
I got comfy and put my hair into a bunhawk, inspired by my longstanding friendship with Taryn from Alaska. That girl is a beautiful soul and I hope you all have a Taryn in your life.
I get a lot of amusing spammy comments but this one tops them all:
Like whoever wrote that comment needs to get their ass to the ER STAT. Like, maybe even in an ambulance.
This makes me think of this picture that my sister sent me. Tracey’s boyfriend Jim went camping last weekend and hung out with some bros. Dean was wearing this shirt, and so now Dean will be famous.
I asked him for permission to post it first, and promised that if things went sideways, that I would let him use this photo of me for payback.
I’m only on my first glass of wine. I’ve got some guts, eh? I think I’m about 12 years old in this photo. I was a real looker.
I feel like that glass of wine was a bonus glass, because I had originally assumed that the boxed wine was empty. So it’s almost like I never even drank it.
I ran my second-to-last “track” workout today: 4×1.5 miles at 6:31 min/mile pace (8 miles total) AFTER waking up at 5am to run 10 miles this morning. Most of the time, the thing that gets me through these toughies is the thought of having a Corona with lime. It’s like the beer is my dangling carrot at the finish line. But once I’m done, I feel so sick and I’m so exhausted and so ready to boke that I can’t even THINK about drinking beer.
Okay, I’m done writing this post because I feel like if I keep going then this post will get stupid-boring. Either that or there will be lawsuits.
Ever worn a bunhawk? DO ITTTTTT.
Boxed wine lovers out there?
Meg, you know you do. I didn’t recognize the brand of boxed wine you bought in that photo on your blog. What kind is it?
Any ideas for me for next Woozy Wednesday?